Where would you like to live?

All I could think of.

The country, but not too too far away from civilization.

Give me some horses, sheep, chickens, cows, a wide patch of lush green land, with a small creek/stream running through with just enough trees to make it look perfect...Ahhhh. *Cough* Huh? Oh. Country sounds about right. Haha. What a dream.

^^

Add a waterfall and hot dog! You got my dream residence.

Hahaha! A hot dog? Unfortunately, the waterfall's still yet to be installed. You're gonna have to wait buddy.

EDIT: Omg. I'm slow. I just got that the hot dog you said had nothing to do with food or a pup. Haha. Lol expression. I commend you!

Lol! Well now that you mention it, a hot dog wouldn't go so bad with the waterfall.

Haha, true that! There should also be a barn with a hayloft. Provides lots of fun.

With a big pile of hay lying at the bottom that you can jump into.

Yes! Lol and there needs to be a rope swing by the waterfall. Rope swings are crucial to survival.

I am so buying this house.

Lmao. It's rather expensive. Aside from that and the fact that it's nonexistent, you're welcome to it :3
I take payment in fruit, preferably nectarines.

Aw shucks, I don't have any nectarines. I have lots of crab apples though.

Not acceptable payment! Peaches perhaps?

Peaches I do have, but no more than half a dozen...

Half a dozen? You drive a hard bargain.

This isn't going the way I expected it to go, but it looks like a lot a fun!

Actually, you described a house I used to live in, except for the barn and stuff. It was the most beautiful place ever.

Lucky you! I bet it was kind of a bummer to move.

@ Poetess: I can throw in some grapes if you'd like.

Yeah, it was. I absolutley hated moving. The city is so loud. It took me two weeks to get used to it.

Haagar: Darn! I'm jealous. I like kinda out in the country but kinda near civilization. I like it here, though what we described would be awesome. After living someplace like that and someone tried to get me to move? I'd run away and back. No joke.

Lurker: Three apples and you have a deal.

Haagar: Yeah, city noise is really harsh. Those freakin' busses and their brakes...

Poetess: You drive a hard price. I guess I'll have to go apple-picking.

Lol, you'd better! The house is pretty.

Um, bad news. Somebody ate all of the apples when I wasn't looking...

Jeeze. No house for you!

Aw shucks!

I have ten apples, twenty grapes and 2 cantaloupes. Will that do for my old house?